Orthopaedic Surgeon Mugs

'Hey, I'm no orthopaedic surgeon - know what I'm sayin'? But this can't be good.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

A doctor looks at a nurse and imagines a skeleton

'Very funny!'

'Would you Adam and Eve it, I've just twisted my knee swinging from that damn tree - d'you suppose they have an MRI here?'

Man on crutches sees door with 'Jammed Knees', handles says 'Please Pull My Leg'.

'Very funny!'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

Orthopaedic Clinic: Just Popped Out

"I can't find the instructions."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I stand corrected."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Very funny!'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"Whiplash..."

Big slipper.

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."