Orthography Enthusiast Mugs

Sugestshun Box: Spelling test.

"No, sweetie. Mommy doesn't buy food that's misspelled."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Can I have a look at the map?

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"Writer's block?"

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

Workers family tree.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'Nice graphics.'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'