Orthodontic Enthusiast Mugs

Teeth with Braces.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Air Dentistry

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

Grassy breath?

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'