Origami Master Gifts

'Once again, I fold.'

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

What My Day Feels Like

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

The Origami Society...

Balancing work and family

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Big boys' toys-r-us

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Pelican and Origami

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Multitasking executive dog

Overworked

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Working from Home