Orienteering Mugs

'You are supposed to be here.'

Orienteering 101

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Somebody must be watching us.'

'City map' You are here, but wanted to be over here

'It's a timeless landscape, so stop looking at your watch.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

Disorienteering

Orienteering

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

"Ho, Ho, Wow! Orienteering to the north pole! Amazing!"

Line, area and volume

"I thought we might do a cumulo-nimbus today."

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

Hiker/Traveller laughing at sheep when on their backs ends up on his back.

Waymark

'Well, well, well.'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'That's my camping badge, that's my cooking, that's my orienteering and that's my nicotine patch.'

'I'd like to tell you to get lost Gordon but...'

Orienteering in the Orient

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein