Orientation Specialist Pillows

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Office Ergonomics.

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Pole Star

Can I have a look at the map?

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'I've been disorientated since my employee orientation program.'

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

'Where does it all end, Miss Ellingsworth? You've got the promotion, the raise, and now you tell me you want a meaningful assignment...'

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

Neither Here nor There

"We've just bought some software that's 20% better at being you for half the cost so we're letting you go."

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

Man to mechanic: 'Whever my wife is next to me, it pulls to the right.'

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

"And just as a heads up, if at any point during your time here I ask 'Can I talk to you for a minute', you should probably just start packing up your stuff."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Man staring at a large confusing map