Britney was one of those OCD strippers.
Organized Performer Pillows
Add a touch of personality to their space with pillows designed for the organized performer. Perfect for their creative zone or relaxation corner, these pillows bring comfort and character together.
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
They hated me.
Showbiz Awards
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."
"We're following Carrot Top."
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
"Extreme miming"
"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
Cow Show Tunes
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
George Michael
"I'm the only sane artist in the world."
"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."
Jazz is Invented
'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'
"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"
"Drunk, yet orderly"
"Bravo!"
This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.
"I can't believe he brought her."
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'
'Play it again, Sam.'
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.
Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.
Organized Performer Pillows Collection
Organized Performer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for organized performers. Find the perfect cup that celebrates creativity and order in their daily routine.
Organized Performer Prints
Browse our art prints designed for creative and organized individuals. Enhance their environment with inspiring and witty designs.
Organized Performer T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts tailored for creative types who love to stay organized. Perfect for performers who want to make a stylish statement.