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Organized Guru Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates their organizational mastery. Perfect for coffee lovers who keep everything in check—these witty mugs make a practical and humorous gift for your favorite organized guru.
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
Colour Version: Living by the Clock
Here and There Trays
The Dorrie Decimal System
"I didn't spark joy."
"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"
"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"
When Engineers Crack.
'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'
'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'
"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."
Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.
"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."
Why do you need so many computers?
Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!
Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.
"Much ado list"
'At least I never have to straighten it out.'
Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.
'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'
"It looks like we're reorganizing again."
Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.
"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
Computer help.
"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"
In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.
"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."
No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.
"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."
Tech support...can I help you!
Never ending to do list
"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"
"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"
Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.
Organized Guru Mugs Collection
Organized Guru Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring a touch of humor and organization to any space. Ideal for the organized guru who loves blending style with function.
Organized Guru Prints
Browse our prints designed for the organized enthusiast—beautiful, witty artwork that celebrates the art of being well-organized.
Organized Guru T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that match the organized guru’s sharp wit and love for neatness. Perfect for casual wear that makes a statement about their personality.