Organized Chaos Navigator Pillows

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'Must rush. I'm late for work and it's nearly my lunch hour!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

What My Day Feels Like

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Stubborn Horse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Signs of Stress

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

A dream of consequence

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

Having It All

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Careful

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

A catch-all is born.

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'