Organizational Wizards Mugs

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

"It's easier than trying to remember where you buried everything."

"It's a perfect day to reorganize those closets!"

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

"A parent/teacher conference? Let me check my schedule and I'll have my people get with your people."

Snare in the inbox.

Boy on street corner holding placard which says 'Unable to tidy my room'.

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Staff support"

Out and In.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

Stationery Shop

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

In - Out - Pending.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Tie Rolls

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Man with post it note