Organizational Tasks Mugs

Outside the Department of red tape, there are three files containing short forms, long forms and chloroform.

"It says that excessive paperwork is getting in the way of giving clients a quality service."

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Let's get organized

"Staff support"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

How leaders fail

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"The meeting will come to order."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"This is Briggs, our new department head. He's got an amazing knack for reducing complex problems into easy-to-understand witch hunts!"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

When Engineers Crack.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."