Organizational Systems Pillows

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Staff support"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Here and There Trays

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

What My Day Feels Like

Organization is not rocket science!

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'