Organizational Humorist T-Shirts

Podiatrist

'We have one hunter and one gatherer... Everyone else is a consultant.'

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

What happened to the dust on my desk, I wrote some important phone numbers on it.

"I'll get my people to arrange a meeting with your people, so they can talk about trying to get us to meet again."

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'It's not easy running an organization like this -- you have to be really tactful.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

I'm cutting out a complete layer of management.

"You get 12 sick days, 4 personal days and 2 'wardrobe malfunctions'."

Committee Room Directions sign

Undertaker's desk with In and Out tray coffins

Maybe that's the point. You have to rip it into little pieces to get it in the box.

In office, with computers, man is has swapped a television for his computer

Storage Boxes

2021 Calendars & Planners

"Management is about delegation, so I'm delegating you to sack yourself."

Cloak Rooms

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

'Know what I miss most? Personal organizers.'

Tax Returns Office

"I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, will do my job, but has no interest in having my job."

Lazy Man with Desk Organizers labelled 'Look Into It' and 'Get Back To You'.

The Right Place at the Right Time. I'm sorry, sir, but if you don't have a reservation …

"Unsticky notes test #17 success!"

Acme Poultry Personnel. We don't really have an organization chart. It's more of a pecking order.

Echelons 5-15

"Our board has always been focused on growth. We started out with just eight members. Now there are 27."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'