Organization Gurus Prints

"We're gonna help Cruz with an extreme makeover housecleaning! There's only one thing missing...a willing participant!"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Here and There Trays

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

"My best managerial trait is that I dig for answers until I get them between my teeth. My worst trait is that sometimes I bury them."

When Engineers Crack.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

Whack-a-mole CEO.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Why do you need so many computers?