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The need for clear communications

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"We only got six days of funding."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Pipe Dream.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Natural Disasters

Quality Control

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

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"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

God's Subcontractors