Organic Skeptic Prints

"Eureka...it's the 'natural' flavour we've been looking for."

"I am allergic to pesticide-free food."

Tasty Organic Meal - Just Add Artificial Flavouring & Preservative

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Sandwiches - We use 100% natural cardboard for bread.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Well, there are organs in it, so, yeah, I guess you could say it's 'organic'!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

At the market

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"Oh, that poor thing."