Organic Produce Lover Pillows

Farmer's Black Market.

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

Organic farm

Apples for sale

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

The Organic

Stuffing the turkey.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!