Organic Food Producer Pillows

'Pfft...Can you believe the garbage some people will put in their bodies?'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

The Organic

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"