Organ Donor Coordinators Prints

'You want to leave your body to science - how about someone with A-level science?'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

How Amazon was invented

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Blood donor centre

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'Loosing your job managing the community centre was obviously a blow...but luckily we have come up with a volunteering opportunity for you...'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

Hospital recycling bank.

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"I just ate my organ donor card."

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.