Ordering Online Mugs

'Part of the fun of ordering over the internet is getting to see that cute overnight delivery man.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'How is the water prepared?'

'I found him on the internet.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Online Shopping.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

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"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

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"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'