Orchestral Visionary Prints

"OK we're playing a flat back four with one upfront"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Artistic Licence.

I'm color blind, please help.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"I'm ahead of my time."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"I propose we go with the second option."

Stage producer.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Louise Glück

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Son of Alien.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Getting ready for spring

Seamus Heaney.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

The Conductor

Small Business Loan of Pencils