Orchestral Visionary Prints

"OK we're playing a flat back four with one upfront"

"Do me next."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

I'm color blind, please help.

"I'm ahead of my time."

Stage producer.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Artistic Licence.

"I propose we go with the second option."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Son of Alien.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Louise Glück

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Getting ready for spring

Seamus Heaney.

"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director"

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Stanescu.

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"And ultimately, I want to direct."