Orchestral Pilot Prints

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Concert Pianist.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

No Elgar!

Airport Security.

Walking Luggage.

Orchestra.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Pilot with champagne.

Double Bass

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Taking a peek at the audience

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World Wide Web.

"Not now, Oliver."

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

The World's Easiest Airport

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.