Orchestral Orchestras Mugs

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

A Symphony of Penguins

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Concert Pianist.

No Elgar!

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Orchestra.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

I love my Timpani

Triangle

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Taking a peek at the audience

Bassoons.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Timpani.

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Music Lessons

Malcolm Sargent

Occupational Hazards.

Violinist.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Quartet of chefs.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Cello Concert