Orchestral Music T-Shirts

Lord of the Strings.

Joseph Haydn

No Elgar!

"Pardon me for saying this – but you need to be more of a control freak."

Team Bass

Didgeridoos

Evolution of the upright bass

Misconduct. You?

"By the way, I found your porno music stash down in the basement."

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

Haydn's Surprise Symphony

'It's not that I don't like you, you're just too upbeat for me.'

As part of a new federal mandate, the emergency broadcast system test is extended to include live concerts.

Pastoral: Sung in a simple and idyllic style.

Golden age of music

Orchestra

A Symphony of Penguins

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Concert Pianist.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

I love my Timpani

Triangle

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Bassoons.

Saxophone Player.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.