
NAC Conductor: Management forced me to sign a confidentiality form.
Decorate their space with a stylish print that celebrates orchestra staff. Perfect for offices, dressing rooms, or music rooms, these prints add personality and professional pride.
NAC Conductor: Management forced me to sign a confidentiality form.
A Symphony of Penguins
'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'
Concert Pianist.
No Elgar!
Triangle
Orchestra.
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
I love my Timpani
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
Double Bass
Taking a peek at the audience
Bassoons.
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."
My other cello is a Stradivari
Statue turns into conductor when it snows.
Antonio Vivaldi
Orchestra Class Air Guitar.
Timpani.
Orchestra conductor
Quartet.
Violinist.
'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'
Malcolm Sargent
Music Lessons
Occupational Hazards.
"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."
Quartet of chefs.
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
Team Flute
Violin family at Christmas
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