Orchestra Fun-seeker Mugs

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

A Symphony of Penguins

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

No Elgar!

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

I love my Timpani

Triangle

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Taking a peek at the audience

Bassoons.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Antonio Vivaldi

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Timpani.

Malcolm Sargent

Occupational Hazards.

Music Lessons

Violinist.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Quartet of chefs.

Violin family at Christmas

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Team Flute

Cello Concert