Orchestra Aficionado Pillows

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

"I won't lie to you.Chopin's 'Funeral March' is a bad sign."

Ineffective conducting.

Don't sit next to the violinists.

Cymbals.

'Two years of music in high schol, four years at Julliard, one year with maestro Giovanni Cavollo. Thre more years studying composing at Surbonne. All that...for this!'

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

Antonio Vivaldi

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.

Gustav Mahler

Team Trombone

"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."

'You're as fit as a fiddle,Mr. Richards. A big fiddle. A cello.'

"Who, me?"

'Oh for PETE'S SAKE LENNY NOT right now! I'm in the middle of Conducting a survey!'

Live Elevator Music

Cor Anglais

The Bermuda Triangle.

I love my Harp

Cellist wearing face mask.

Harpist

James Levine

Violinist

Violinist plays stringy cheese

"Sorry, we already have a bass player."

An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra

"Tough crowd ... "

Conductor with zero marks.

Christmas Concert

Arturo Toscanini.

Musical Fight

"Do you really need all those notes when you only play one at a time?"

Opera House

Golden age of music