Orc Adversary Prints

As hordes of angry orcs advanced he began to wonder if dwarves were the best choice.

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

The Path

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

"Head office have taken on board your concerns about excessive admin so we've taken on a new management team to look into it."

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

"Says WHO?"

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

'When a caller asks for me, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop saying 'who'?'

'He's always had a problem with authority.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"