Orbit Organizer Pillows

'The Swiss find something new to clean.'

"I didn't spark joy."

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Sloth 10K.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

The Complete Cycle.

A catch-all is born.

SOE (South Of Earth)

The Good Breathing Guide

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Britain's first official astronaut.

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'This closet needs digitized.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."