Oratorio Fan Mugs

The Corus.

No Elgar!

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Senta jumps into the sea

Antonio Vivaldi

Timpani.

Violinist.

The Phantom Of The Garden

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

Team Cello

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Countess

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

Ventriloquist Audition

"Great set of pipes!"

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Projecting Obama

Hallelujah!

Church Hymn

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Bassoon musical instrument.

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Georg Frideric Handel

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palesrina

Don Alahambra

String Quartet Vending Machine

A trio of local sausages.

Edward Elgar

Drunk Oboe Player