Oral Surgeon Mugs

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

Please be gentle. I have a very low threshold for pain.'

Tooth fairy.

Dental hygienists are also translators.

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

"Whoopsy."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"Well, maybe not that wide"

Just to mess with his patients' heads...

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

'Which would you prefer, the local or the general?'

'How am I looking?'

"Give them a while to settle in."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"What did you expect from an oral surgeon?"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Take my wisdom teeth out. They haven't made me very intelligent."

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Well, I'm afraid you've got junglevitis!'

Dentist.

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Ten warning signs of periodontal disease.

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

'Did you say thank you to the dentist?'

Dentist: Open wide at 2pm.

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

"Are you a gambling man?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

The Map of the human brain

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"