Oral Care Virtuoso Prints

"Well, back to the grind."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

Dentist Training School.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"The good new is I found your dentures. The bad news is the dog has a new chew toy."

Air Dentistry

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"A lot of leaves stuck in here. You haven't been flossing, have you?"

Brush your teeth!

'You do dentistry?'

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'