Oral Care Virtuoso Prints

"Well, back to the grind."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Dentist Training School.

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Air Dentistry

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

"The good new is I found your dentures. The bad news is the dog has a new chew toy."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"A lot of leaves stuck in here. You haven't been flossing, have you?"

Brush your teeth!

'You do dentistry?'

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'