Oracle Prints

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Wikipedia...

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

The Authentic Christmas.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

Hipster Police Department

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Madame Irma: sait tout, voit tout. Lit l'avenir dans le big data.

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'We're down here to see how other company departments including shipping function.'

"I think you are meant to delegate"

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"It's asking for your password."

Medium Fries and a Drink

'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.'