Optimistic Money Thinker T-Shirts

'You'll like him. He's very optimistic - he believes that money can make you happy.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Protest

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

Always expect the best

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'

To Stock Exchange

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

Bought GE stock at its high.

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

Learning from economics

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'