Optimistic Angler Mugs

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Blue Upright

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

'I'm going to like this lake.'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Man fishing unsuccessfully.

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."