Optimist In Chaos Pillows

"I can help you with stock downturns. I'm the blueprint of irrational exuberance."

Back to work...

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Man propelled by love

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Six Thinking Hats

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Flower growing from a bomb.

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Coronovirus dreams

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'Half-empty, yet I can't complain...'

Just Because it's Tuesday

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

"I can dream, can't I?"

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

The corner that Spring's around

'Looks like it's going to be a nice day!'

"Room for bigger presents!"

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

Cup half full

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

A rock, a little wiggle room, and a Hard Place.

Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.