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'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Happiness

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

'Look on the bright side...at least I'm failing at grade level.'

1986 is my year

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

Do-over

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

I wish I had your optimism, Ted.'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'Ms Kaye, send in the company optimist.'