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In Deep Denial

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

'Be happy. It doesn't matter how, with whom, or why...whatever is gong to happen is going to happen anyway!'

Faith is good, health is okay, great family and friends, we live in America!

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"I love your optimism."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"Things are looking up!"

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Always expect the best

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Life is like a tube of toothpaste