Opportunity Optimizer Pillows

Shoulda. Woulda. Coulda.

Look — if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment — Would you capture it or just let it slip?

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Opening the door to new customers

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Supply Chain

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

Job hoppers.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Resume Advisor. I'm not sure "internet troll" is a resume enhancer.

Derision/Leader/Respect

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

'The way I see it, we only have two choices, we either improve the quality of our product or we hire some really great sales people.'

'Get me into that 15% tax bracket I've heard so much about.'

'When one trap door closes, another opens.'

Rudy, we're going to have to cut expenses. We already did that, boss. I don't think you're clear on the concept, minion. It's a way of life. Did you read one book and then never read again? Did you listen to one song and then never listen to another again? Did you kiss someone once and then never again? Cutting expenses isn't something you do just once. A good businessman cuts expenses constantly. Whether he needs to or not. You trim the fat. When you run out of fat, you trim the nerves and the

'I hate toask again, but what is it I'm supposed to be looking for?'

Paperless Office

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

'They've been rehearsing your surgery.'

"When I have too much caffeine at work I become nervous, agitated and experience an elevated heart rate. It's at this point that I achieve maximum productivity."

He's the type that gives racing a bad name!

'I think my teacher is very devoted. She always says she's more interested in the outcome than her income.'