Opinion Havers Pillows

Al's punditry barn

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Difference of Opinion

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Like Minded

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

E Pluribus Nada

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

Man considers blogging.

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

Tucker Carlson

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