Opinion Havers Pillows

Al's punditry barn

Difference of Opinion

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

Like Minded

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

Tucker Carlson

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

Night of the Living Well-Read