Opinion Developer Prints

"Congress is the worst."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Like Minded

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Confirmation Bias

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Let's explore our opinions."

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'

"Sad case, doctor; withdrawal from having a president who doesn't insult everybody."

'You're on my soapbox !'

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'