Opinion Avenger Pillows

Thanks for not tweeting me. I don't give a hoot what you're doing right now.

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

The Cartoonist's armoury

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

"Let's explore our opinions."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

Global Chilling - US Politics

Contrary opinions matter

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'

"Sad case, doctor; withdrawal from having a president who doesn't insult everybody."

Land Of The Spokespersons

Always right.

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'