Opinion Avenger Pillows

Thanks for not tweeting me. I don't give a hoot what you're doing right now.

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Freedom of Speech

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

The Cartoonist's armoury

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

"Let's explore our opinions."

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

Contrary opinions matter

Always right.

Global Chilling - US Politics

Land Of The Spokespersons

"Sad case, doctor; withdrawal from having a president who doesn't insult everybody."

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'