Opinion Adventurer Mugs

"The views of the speaker do not necessarily reflect the opinion of this station or anyone in their right mind."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I'm after the history section."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Universe of reading

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Back to School

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."