Operetta Mugs

The criminal cried

Frilly dress

Shepherd and eurydice

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Demure lady with gloves

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Tut and Carmen.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Victorian Lady

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Pirate

Champagne

Daughters on the beach

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Modern Major General

"Bravo!"

Senta jumps into the sea

Deflator mouse

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Silly wig.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Scarpia from Tosca

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Reginald Bunthorne

Mikado