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Gentlemen of Japan

Shepherd and eurydice

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Champagne

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Don Pasquale

Nanki Poo

"Well, that's show business."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

Flute-a-licious.

Leonard Bernstein

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

Aleksandr Skiabin

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

'We thought we'd try a Schubert Lieder karaoke night.'

Pirate

Pirate King!

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

Peter

'Let's get out of here! -- That's one of those thingies that hold up pizza box lids!'

"The dancing's fine, but I wish we could hear more viola."

A monkey in a suit

Lady Anglea

Orpheus and his violin

Pirates

Musician rushing to the conservatory.