Operation Laughter Lover Prints

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Snowprov

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Candid Camera store.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Karataoke

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Peel poker.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Cats at private view

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Ice Cream Tower.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'Here comes our order.'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."