Operating Theater Buffs Mugs

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Mikado

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Senta jumps into the sea

Cossack dancers

Your tiny hand is frozen...

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

Doctor Bartolo

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Actor practising his indian war crys

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Cinemuck

Sir Edward Elgar

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Carmen

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo, I thought you said eight."

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

Upstart Crow

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Eugene O'Neill.

Johann Strauss

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'