Operating Room Laugh Seeker Mugs

'Sure your attorney can be in the operating room, during you surgery, but we'll have to give him anesthesia too.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

Jerk Gene

Football heads...

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Bald Man Overcomb

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Say, please.'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'