Opera Prints

'All right, who left this ring in the bath?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

'I did enjoy it, but I would prefer it without the singing.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Pyotr Tchaikovsky

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Luciano Pavarotti.

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

"This session is not over until I sing so!"

Franz Schubert

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

The Pearl Fishers - in modern dress

Mozart says Hooray!

George Frideric Handel

The Three Tenners.

Simultaneous translation.

One of Faust's lesser-known bargains.

'Ring cycle'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"Welchen weg zum Metropolitan Opern Haus?"

"I won an tenor on the lottery."

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Gioacchino Rossini

"Is that rain? or the opera singer?"

'I told her to open and say 'aah'.... that was 8 minutes ago.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Welcome to Valhalla. I'm Hilde and I'll be your Valkyrie for the night.'

A night at the opera.

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Grand Opera retirement home'

Richard Wagner