Opera Dog Lover Mugs

"The people upstairs are talking about us. We should bark them another opera."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."